death-by-avengers:

mentir:

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#tony stark impersonating steve rogers

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THIS

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sephielya:

fyeahroleplayingrabbit:

Every. Damn. Time.

Then don’t use google translate. And if it’s translating that, you really suck somehow… And since Cyrillic in the middle of Latin letters looks silly, you can try this site to go from Cyrillic to Latin. I’ve said it before, and I mean do whatever you want it’s your rp, but doing “[You have me].” is better than say “Du hasst mich.” in which you said something very different with a simple mistake of an extra s. And obviously, changing love to lick… Still don’t know what you’re doing wrong there.

I went to see if this was like some sort of reverse translation error and still what no.

English to Russian = Я люблю тебя

Russian to English = I love you

Though I always hear Я тебя люблю instead of  Я люблю тебя. Usually you have the “I action object/recipient” but you change it so the sentence structure has the more important parts first. According to my teacher, anyways. So I always assumed that applied here… so its more like “Its you I love.” in my mind. No one explained it though except for the “important parts first” sooo idek. Guessing in the dark. Some legit Russian individual can correct me on this if I’m wrong.

Anyways lick is “лизать” ie, ti Lizish… I don’t know what “I lick” would be, Ya Lizhyu sounds weird so I bet its one of those special ones. They didn’t exactly teach us lick in first year classes.

But kdljf just translate it back if you insist on having google translate and check it? Most everyone whose going to read it is going to have to do the same thing and you can make sure you’re not doing something wrong at least in that. But like seph said… if you’re worried about this, put it in brackets or something. Or go take some classes.

tiedostoaeisaatavilla:

 best

moan-like-in-leviathan:

look-alivesunshinee:

oMG WAT

i just peed a lil

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jazuthewasianprincess:

blingostarr:

suddendeathinsouthcarolina:

anthonyaayteez:

princess-jeina:

holy shit

we are going to fucking die

2012

when the zombie apocalypse begins

what

SEEMS LEGIT.

SEEMS TOTES LEGIT

“AFFECTS THE BRAIN WAVES. “

Legit scientific statement.

PS: I’m cracking up over how many questions are on yahoo!answers right now about this.

—-> http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120530225547AAxGZvt

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brittums:

momochanners:

yukidama:

piddlebucket:

amonsteraday:

face-down-asgard-up:

littlewendycat:

notthehellyourwhales:

ohhicas:

reachling:

spaceshadowfax:

comicallycool:

gabzilla-z:

bjorkubus:

bloodyneptune:

The story of Dex-Starr. T_T

WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP REBLOGGING THIS?

FUCK, WHY DID I REBLOG IT?

*cries*

^

Literally the saddest origin story ever.

FUCK, WHY IS THIS BACK

yes dex-starr, you good kitty ;_;

;__; oh god no not this again

Your dog will wait loyally by your grave from here until the end of time, but your cat will hunt down your murderer and avenge you.

GROSS

SOBBING

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sweet god noooooo

Crying in bed now

oh my god D:  ;~;

Why would you do this to me

*sobs*

FUCK NOW I AM FULL OF SADS ;A;

My God. I cry every time. EVERY. TIME.

fuck you why did I read this when I was already emotional. No. I will not cry. ;__; uhuhuhu…

sephielya:

blusparkles:

mooncactus:

adreus:

tahnoismygirlfriend:

bolins-butt:

shooptastic:

chibibun:

the world ends with you: you’re bound to the streets of shibuya for a month all the while suffering from narcolepsy

Portal 2: you shoot two holes around and you jump through them to make science. Also, a big white bitch degrades you the entire time and a complete idiot trashes a really big facility and you can’t stop it unless you shoot a hole at the moon.

xenoblade chronicles: everyone you care about is killed by robots oh yeah and youre actually dead whoops

tales of the abyss: stupid spoiled ginger who does not understand what a socially appropriate midriff blows shit up and has an inferiority complex goes on hunt to prove he is not a shotgun baby also people fight over rocks 

baten kaitos: FEEEEEEEEEEEE

pokemon BW: some asshole reject from PETA is stalking you across new york and telling you to stop using your small demon animals to fight other people and steal their money

Amnesia; the Dark Descent: You wake up and have to kill an old guy but you don’t remember anything. You have to avoid monsters you can’t kill and turn out to be a complete psycho. Also you’re a fucking pussy and you’re afraid of the dark, water, naked men, spiders…

^lol Well since you took mine I’ll go with #2

Silent Hill 2: So you’re this pussy blond guy who’s depressed and your wife is dead but you got a letter from her saying to meet her in your “special place”. You believe it’s her while saying she’s dead and go to this town you went to with her to find her. You find a woman that looks just like her but slutty. You also run across another weird young woman, a bitchy little girl, and a fat guy. This bigass dude wearing a skin apron and a metal pyramid on his head like he just came from a Rammstein concert also makes a few appearances and he resembles your desire to be punished (which really says a lot).

Legend of Mana

This is some kind of wankass eco-friendly shit. There’s this giant ass world tree and it hands out mana like crack cocaine and all you bitches live on this shit. But then some assholes got mad and burned that shit up in a war, and the mana-tree was like “Fuck all y’all I’m out” and went to sleep.

So you fucking pick your gender, like… you could have tits and periods or random hardons and you get to choose your poison. But you’re silent as shit, like you have no words or opinions. So then you walk around in these crazy clothes that are like “Shit its fucking 100 degrees in this crap”

So you run around and find some old breakable shit and rebuild the world and stuff. I mean, you have to clean up those asshole’s war mess when you weren’t even involved!

And then you have to fight these legless bunnies and some other stupid faeries and stuff. Gay stuff. Like little bears that mine.

And then there’s these dying people everyone calls dirt. So they have jewels for hearts, so they got all poached n shit. And this greedy whore is trying to take their hearts so she can sell them. There’s only two left.

Then some dragons pop out, as if you didn’t have enough trouble. These dragons look like werewolves too so its pretty confusing. So then you get pulled into this brother and sister’s stupid fight.

So then there’s some more gay stuff and some faerie friends. And there’s some other stories, like pirate penguins with a walrus captain. I mean the whole thing is like you’re on some crazy crack.

And of course the mana goddess is still all crazy and sleepy so she’s like some menopausal bitch lady you gotta fight.

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